What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
15.06.2025 02:23

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me : Thank you.
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : No
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
Me : Sure.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
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He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : I'm 24.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : Tea ?
Me : I don't drink
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.